Tweeting Too Hard

 

Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve.

If that’s YOU!

Samples:

OMG i was saying how i couldn’t afford the gas
to fly daddy’s jet to the riviera this summer,
and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

 

So I had a dream last night
that I was awesome and then I woke up
and realized it wasn’t really a dream at all but reality.

 

 


~ by Errant Aesthete on 06/29/09.

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