Tweeting Too Hard
Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve.
If that’s YOU!
Samples:
OMG i was saying how i couldn’t afford the gas
to fly daddy’s jet to the riviera this summer,
and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
So I had a dream last night
that I was awesome and then I woke up
and realized it wasn’t really a dream at all but reality.





















































































































































