The Errant Æsthete

Here’s another of those “best ofs” from Craig’s List {See EA 11/25/07 for another post on the same topic - internet dating}: This latest is a posting by RichBigdollars (not his real last name) looking for a lady to spend some time with (and the promise of a proposal with a ring “made of pure platinum, with 0% impurities.”) His modesty is notable and, truthfully, this ad looks about as genuine as WMD. Opinions welcome.

“I am so rich. Goodness, gracious. My, my, my. I am so, very, very wealthy. How many dollars do I have? That’s a question only my team of ten fat accountants can answer, because they have golden calculators which I bought for them with my money. And what is on those golden calculators? Numbers. And those numbers equal the dollars in my bank accounts, which are huge.”