The Errant Æsthete

So bitinng, it leaves teeth marks! This bunch smacks down everybody, including smug little you!

Tim Russert – Has held the most visible and secure seat in political media for over 15 years without once mustering the courage to call his guests liars.

Dana Perino – In a nation weary of White House press secretaries who feign ignorance, the Bush administration took an innovative step this year, appointing one who genuinely doesn’t know anything.

David Petraeus — Two-star schlub elevated to four-star cheerleader, because all the experienced generals retired out of shame or dignity.

Michael Chertoff — Looks and acts like a man who sleeps in a coffin.

Mitt Romney – America’s first clip-art presidential candidate, Romney is a strange mixture of game show host looks and android charm.

You — believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you.