No More Tears
For all the tears shed over unrequited love, dashed hopes, career disappointments and alcoholically induced hysteria, nothing comes close to eliciting the countless tears shed over one unremarkable onion. Finally, ingenuously designed tear free onion goggles just in time for Thanksgiving. Overnight them.



And so chic! Thanks EA, I’ll be the hit of my Turkeypalooza.
I would cry for the people that would pay money for them